President Obama has revealed his defence plan in the event his questionable citizenship lawsuit rises to the Supreme Court.
"I'll just show 'em Joe!", he grinned.
"You don't think America will want to trade me for Joe do ya?" he quipped while slapping a Nicoderm patch on his rather skinny leg.
"That citizenship thing those white guys put in the Constitution is old news. Sonya and I have already worked out a plan to deal with it!" Want a Nico-patch?"