Quote Of The Day

Saturday, October 24, 2009


The ONLY politician that tells it like it is!

Keith Olbermann Tries to Smear Tea Party Express II

MSNBC shows you why its ratings are in the toilet.

Why I love Charles Krauthammer

Charles nails Obama to the wall.

Breitbart CAIR FINAL - Radical Muslim Infiltration In America

Watch this and take heed. This is a growing problem in America.

Never Question a Drunk (My Neighbor's Daughter Shared This Story With Me)


I was shopping
at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, an obviously drunk but handsome man standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the
purchases, the handsome drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.. I looked at the six items on the belt
and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The handsome drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly...’

Monday, October 19, 2009

White House Communications Czar Explains Control Of The Media

Freedom of the press? Really?

Three Ways To Fix The Health Insurance Problem

First, the AMA creates a comprehensive chart of universally accepted medical practices, treatments and guidelines. If a health provider follows these guidelines and AMA policies, they are exempt from legal action if there is an adverse outcome in any case.

Second, Congress mandates three major health insurance providers to handle all health insurance policies nationwide. All other insurance providers are not allowed in health care. The three major carriers are then allowed to bid on the right to provide insurance to everyone in America. That's about 307,000,000 policies up for grabs. Best bid wins and the AMA along with Congress will set standards for coverage that must be met to allow the winner of the contract to receive the business. No preexisting conditions. No limits on coverage. Insurance premiums can be paid by a business, individual or government. If the government wants to provide coverage to the public (public option) that's fine as long as all insurance coverage is provided by the winning bidder. The winning bidder may sub contract with the other two providers as they see fit.

Three, government provided incentives to all Americans to get healthy, stay healthy. Tax rebates, cash payments, whatever works the best.

This may be a simplified approach to the problems we are facing in America but I believe this would be a good start and does not require Congress to reinvent the wheel or take over one sixth of our economy.

David Axelrod: Fox News "Not Really A News Station"

This will prove to be a major problem for Obama!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

The Kissing Company

Conservative/Liberal Divorce Agreement


Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU, and abortion clinics. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell.

We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks, and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We’ll practice trickledown economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda and Nancy Pelosi with you.