Quote Of The Day

Tuesday, December 14, 2010


The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this
 The wife and I were
                                sitting around the breakfast table one lazy
                                Sunday morning and
I said to her, “If I were
                                to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell
                                all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me
                                to do something like that?” she
“I figure that you would
                                eventually remarry and I don’t want some other
                                asshole using my stuff.”
She looked at me and said:
                                “What makes you think I’d marry another