Saturday, March 20, 2010
April Lane School
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Written by a 15 yr. old School Kid in Ohio:
Thursday, March 18, 2010
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo"
card by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into
columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
. Restored our reputation
. Strategic fit
. Let me be clear
. Make no mistake
. Back from the brink
. Signs of recovery
. Out of the loop
. Job creation
. Fiscal restraint
. Affordable health care
. Previous Administration
. Greed on Wall Street
. At the end of the day
. Empower (or empowerment)
. Touch base
. Corporate greed
. Game plan
. Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won."
- Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically."
- David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." - Harry A, Chantilly
Sunday, March 14, 2010
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