Quote Of The Day

Sunday, September 19, 2010

How To Tell The Honeymoon Is Over





 





 

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start talking like this.
 
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--Jay Leno

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--Jay Leno

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 7&tbnw=95&prev=/images?q=conan+o%27brien&start=40&hl=en&sa=N&gbv=2&ndsp=20&tbs=isch:1Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

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A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

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A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society . The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

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 n&sa=N&gbv=2&ndsp=20&tbs=isch:1Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon

Q:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nytix.com/repository/tvshows/Jimmy%20Kimmel/jimmy_kimmel.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nytix.com/TVShows/losangeles/jimmykimmel/index.html&usg=__sbwUQIDaC7M_eARcBB4kcjGOtRE=&h=270&w=270&sz=18&hl=en&start=9&itbs=1&tbnid=zr4jUMrPcaBXgM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=113&prev=/images?q=jimmy+kimmel&hl=en&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1 What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

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A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman